If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity. |
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me. |
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice? |
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for? |
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa. |
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. |
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life. |
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise. |
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives. |
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today. |
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep |
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk |
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends. |
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn. |
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........ |
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