Laugh out Loud

The Boss : “Garry, It’s the 5th time you’re late to work this week!”, blasted the Boss, ”Do you know what that means?”
  : “Probably that it’s Friday..?”


Santa was removing money from the ATM.

Banta : I saw your password, ha ha.
Santa : What is it?

Banta: It is four asteriks (****)
Santa: Ha ha, you are wrong. It is 9425.


Man at the Pizza counter: Why did you bring your pregnant wife to our shop? Santa: Because there is a board outside which says 'Free Delivery'






Santa: I kiss my wife every day before I leave to work.
Banta: I too do the same, after you leave;).




Santa: Doctor, every night in my dreams, celebrities come and play football.
DoctorDon’t worry, take this tablet and everything will be fine.
Santa:Can I take it tomorrow. Today is the final match.




Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.




AnFunny Haryanvi Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
Funny Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.




The contest by the King

A king offered half his kingdom or a 1000 kilos of gold or his daughter's hand in marriage if any brave man could cross a river full of poisonous snakes and crocodiles.

No one voluntered but one young man jumped in to the river and crossed it without any difficulty. The king asked:
"What do you want brave man, half of my kingdom?"

The man said: "No your majesty" .
King: "Then the 1000 kilos of gold?"
Man: Man:
King: "Then my daughter's hand in marriage?"
Man: "No your majesty"
King: "Then what is it that you want?"
Man: "The name of the person who pushed me in the river".



Son of a powerful politician was boasting in a party: Do you know who my father is? Another guy: Shame on you. You are a grown up guy and still you don't know who your father is.


A kid was crying sitting outside his house.

A passerby asked: Why are you crying?

Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.

Passer By : Who is your dad?

Kid: That is what the fight is about.