While taking the interview the Employer asked the candidate,
“How long did you work during your last job."
Candidate said 30 years.
The employer asked what your age is.
The reply was 20.
The employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have an experience of 30 years.
The reply was Overtime

“Join our Fast-Paced Company”: We have no time to train you.

“Must be Deadline Oriented”: You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

“Some Overtime required”: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

“Duties Will Vary”: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

“Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience”: You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.

A big company offered $50 for each money-saving idea submitted by its employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to $25.

“The Pope has the best job in the world”: he has one boss only, and even him he meets after his death.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes, Sir.” the employee replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”